~*~ terms of service ~*~ last updated 2026-04-10 ~*~ yes we actually wrote this ourselves ~*~ terms of service ~*~
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~*~ TERMS OF SERVICE ~*~

Last updated: 2026-04-10
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[ 1. What this is ]

y2kpage.com is a service that creates personal Y2K-style homepages from a few simple inputs — a name, some interests, a vibe. We take those inputs, pass them to a language model, and out comes a glorious piece of retro web history, hosted at your very own subdomain.

Free pages live for 30 days and then expire. Once they're gone, they're gone. Paid pages cost $5 one-time and stay around for as long as y2kpage.com continues to exist. That's the deal. It's a simple one.

[ 2. Your content ]

You own your inputs. Whatever you typed into the form — your name, your interests, your chosen vibe — that's yours. You're granting y2kpage.com a license to use those inputs to generate and display your page, and that's it. We're not selling your creative inputs to anyone or using them for anything other than making your page.

You are responsible for what you submit. Don't put in anything hateful, defamatory, illegal, or infringing on someone else's rights. We reserve the right to remove pages whose inputs cross those lines. Basically: don't be awful, and we'll all get along fine.

[ 3. Payments ]

Upgrading to a permanent page costs $5 USD, one time. No subscriptions, no renewals, no surprise charges. Payment is processed through Stripe. We never see your card details.

No refunds after your page is generated. We incur real costs the moment generation begins (the language model doesn't work for free), so we can't reverse charges after the fact. If something genuinely catastrophic happened — you were double-charged, your page never generated, the internet broke — email us at hello@y2kpage.com and we'll sort it out like humans.

[ 4. Removal ]

We may remove any page that violates these terms, attracts legal trouble, or is otherwise necessary to remove to keep the service running. We're not looking for excuses to nuke pages — we want your page to live forever as much as you do. But we reserve the right to act if we have to.

If we need to remove a paid user's page, we'll make a reasonable effort to notify you via the email address associated with your account, if we have one.

[ 5. Service as-is ]

y2kpage.com is provided "as-is," without any warranty of any kind. We make no guarantees about uptime, availability, or the quality of generated pages. Sometimes the AI produces something weird. Sometimes Cloudflare has a bad day. We're a small team having fun on the internet — this isn't AWS.

We'll do our best to keep things running smoothly, but if the site goes down for a bit or a generated page comes out looking strange, we can't promise that won't happen.

[ 6. Liability ]

To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, our total liability for any claim related to y2kpage.com is limited to the amount you paid us — that's either $5 or $0, depending on your plan. We are not liable for any indirect, consequential, incidental, or punitive damages.

In plain language: if something goes wrong, we can refund what you paid. We can't be on the hook for anything beyond that.

[ 7. Changes to these terms ]

We may update these terms from time to time. When we do, we'll update the "last updated" date at the top of this page. Continuing to use y2kpage.com after a change constitutes your acceptance of the updated terms.

We won't make any sneaky or dramatic changes without reason. If something major changes, we'll try to tell paid users via email.

[ 8. Governing law ]

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Province of Quebec, Canada, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. Any dispute shall be resolved in the courts of Quebec.

[ 9. Contact ]

Questions, concerns, or just want to say your page came out amazing? Email us at hello@y2kpage.com. We're real people and we read everything.